death ride home
i swear... i almost died today... yes im not kiddin... life just flashes past me like flickering essence of lightning...
earlier me oms and neek decided to slack at simpang... all thanks to fungfung after she cheated the feelings of the innocent by makin her way home like nobody's business after our plan for the day collapsed... idiot
we guys had quite a long talk about stuffs... like alot of stuffs... for example wad we do wen we're bored... and stuffs like dat... oms kills boredom by burning his hair... nonono... not the hair up dere... yup youre warm... warmmmmerrrr... bingo... dats ryte...DOWN DERE... DAT HAIR... ouhwell... sources of entertainment comes in weird forms... even black strands... but hey... i still love you... lol
den we started talking about creepy stuffs... as usual... omar often asked for a deathwish cos he cycles in threes all the time at pasir ris park... and encounters stuffs 100% of the time... brilliant... come on... pasir ris aint dat bad... i freakin live here ppl...
so made my way home and dats wen my death ride began... i took a cab as usual... and while i was in a cab... i felt this sudden shift of the vehicle... i was like... THE HELL WAS DAT??... den it happened again... and i started to get really worried... so i started concentrating on the cab uncle... den... the answer i was lookin for was just in front of me...
THE BLOODY CAB UNCLE WAS SLEEPY!!!!!!... o-m-freakin-g!!!... he kept dozing of every llike 5 sec and i swear i was gonna buang any time... the car kept shiftin in and out of the left lane like it was a test run for new wheels... my thoughts ran wild immediately... like for example if i did crash... i'll b the next ghost that haunts my neighborhood.... or like OMG... im not gonna get married!!!!... and lastly.. the thought i feared the most... OMG!!!... this will be the most UNGLAM DEATH EVER!!!... IN A CAB!!!... AND ITS FREAKIN COMFORT!!!!...
i knew there was a reason y i dun fancy blue cabs... firstly.. their freakin ex... secondly...almost every ride is a long ass route to home or anywhere else... and lastly after my near death experience... sleepiness... -_- somethin i could have never thought of as a reason for not takin blue cabs...
but i shudnt stereotype... cos not all cab uncles of comfort give u such experiences... just dat... i wont b takin blue cabs for at least a month... nite =)
earlier me oms and neek decided to slack at simpang... all thanks to fungfung after she cheated the feelings of the innocent by makin her way home like nobody's business after our plan for the day collapsed... idiot
we guys had quite a long talk about stuffs... like alot of stuffs... for example wad we do wen we're bored... and stuffs like dat... oms kills boredom by burning his hair... nonono... not the hair up dere... yup youre warm... warmmmmerrrr... bingo... dats ryte...DOWN DERE... DAT HAIR... ouhwell... sources of entertainment comes in weird forms... even black strands... but hey... i still love you... lol
den we started talking about creepy stuffs... as usual... omar often asked for a deathwish cos he cycles in threes all the time at pasir ris park... and encounters stuffs 100% of the time... brilliant... come on... pasir ris aint dat bad... i freakin live here ppl...
so made my way home and dats wen my death ride began... i took a cab as usual... and while i was in a cab... i felt this sudden shift of the vehicle... i was like... THE HELL WAS DAT??... den it happened again... and i started to get really worried... so i started concentrating on the cab uncle... den... the answer i was lookin for was just in front of me...
THE BLOODY CAB UNCLE WAS SLEEPY!!!!!!... o-m-freakin-g!!!... he kept dozing of every llike 5 sec and i swear i was gonna buang any time... the car kept shiftin in and out of the left lane like it was a test run for new wheels... my thoughts ran wild immediately... like for example if i did crash... i'll b the next ghost that haunts my neighborhood.... or like OMG... im not gonna get married!!!!... and lastly.. the thought i feared the most... OMG!!!... this will be the most UNGLAM DEATH EVER!!!... IN A CAB!!!... AND ITS FREAKIN COMFORT!!!!...
i knew there was a reason y i dun fancy blue cabs... firstly.. their freakin ex... secondly...almost every ride is a long ass route to home or anywhere else... and lastly after my near death experience... sleepiness... -_- somethin i could have never thought of as a reason for not takin blue cabs...
but i shudnt stereotype... cos not all cab uncles of comfort give u such experiences... just dat... i wont b takin blue cabs for at least a month... nite =)
saw the light at 3:52 AM
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